The Black Socialite



The Black Socialite can be defined as a person of social prominence who spends significant resources entertaining and being entertained. A socialite is usually a member of the upper class, or for blacks we like to say upper middle class. She attends Howard University, but dreamed of going to Spelman since she was a baby. She denies that she was a member of Jack and Jill, but cant help but run into the guy from Morehouse who loudly says, " Weren't you in the Chicago Chapter of Jack and Jill;didn't I see you at the teen conference last year?" She quickly decides which of the two sororities she will become apart of, will it be the pink and green or is red and white better. To her surprise she is quickly enlightened that there are four sororities and not two. She is soon chosen by the Omega or Beta Bro to be their college sweetheart. Soon after she graduates with a 3.5 g.p.a and makes the obvious next decision, LAW SCHOOL (she needs to have a bunch of letters behind her name so that she sounds good) She then goes on to marry that Greek Guy, who graduates from Meherry Medical College. She begins the life of hanging and partying with the Who's Who of the BLACK ELITE. She absolutely has to show her face at the Black Caucus and the NMA( The National medical Association, for black doctors), hosting at least one event at each. She manages to host parties with Bella Barden, wife of Don Barden, Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer of The Majestic Star Casino, LLC, who by the way happens to be the COO. She can't wait to go to the National NACCP conference, where she will run into some of her Link or Line sisters and of course host the best cocktail party in her hotel suite. She always manages to finish off her week of attending all of the most fabulous parties by going to church, attending of course Trinity United Church of Christ, whose pastors is none other than Jeremiah Wright.

She is simply put...Keeping up with the Huxtables...

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow . . was that my real life????

Anonymous said...

Where did the inspiration for this come from?

The Socialite said...

The blog or the post. Well I will tell you about both.

The inspiration for the blog came from my love for uplifting and supporting the African American community. I talk about it everyday and try and do my best to support my own. I thought why not write about it and highlight different things that are going on in our community.

My inspiration for this particular post was simply outlining a particular type of person in our community, which is someone that I will be focusing on throughout the blog. I will outline other types of people in our community and highlight them also throughout the blog.

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Anonymous said...

Great post however, one can tell you are not really "in". What is a Beta Bro? Omega, Kappa, and Alpha are the only frats "we" recognize.

Anonymous said...

If the poster who said you weren't really "in" was "in" him or herself, they'd know what a "Beta Bro" is. I've never even heard the term, and I knew right away what it was. Hint...an Alpha Bro would have gone to Cornell (cue Jeopardy Music...)

8thlight said...

This is the first time I read this . . . and this person sounds like someone I wouldn't have a chance in hell with. :-/

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